So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you