You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize