Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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