Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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