if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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