i think i have herpe
just one?
it's like iHOP with fire
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Never let your siblings swipe right.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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