ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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