it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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