Can i not drive my cunt home
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i out mim tonsoeep
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