if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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