I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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