And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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