I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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