Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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