I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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