sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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