So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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