i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
