she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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