Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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