Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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