it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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