batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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