I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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