He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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