Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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