Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My dick has a subreddit
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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