Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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