school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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