I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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