If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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