I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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