i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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