Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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