Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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