Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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