This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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