If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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