Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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