Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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