Dual....:-)
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize