I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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