We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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