I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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