Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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