In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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