so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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