Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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