ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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