drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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