Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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