I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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