And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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