You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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