the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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