a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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