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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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