he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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