So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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