How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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