He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
do nipples grow back?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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