Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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