These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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